The Only Important Takeaway From The White Lotus Season 3 Finale Is That Walton Goggins Needs To Shave His Head Immediately

Case in point:

Look, to me the only important takeaway from The White Lotus finale was that Walton Goggins needs to shave his fucking head. When he was lying there in the water with our sweet baby angel Chelsea (RIP😭🙏), my friend and I couldn't stop talking about how hot he looked. And it's not because we're necrophiliacs, it's because he looked so damn good without that hair situation!!! End of story. End of blog. Cut the locks, Gogs.

Oh the only other takeaway is that if you don't at least rinse out a used blender before using it, you deserve to die. I'm glad Lochy didn't. Truly I am. But if that's a lesson you have to learn the hard way, so be it.