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Wake Up With #TheCousins And Their Twisted #Deathpool โ˜ ๏ธ

Updated: Nov 23, 2020



Cousin Mike and Cousin Murray don't get no respect. Cousin Trysta had the audacity, or CHUTZPAH as we like to say around here, to say on last Monday's show, that if either of them were to ever catch the 'Rona, it'd be lights out for #TheCousins โšฐ๏ธ.


Dead. Six feet under. Belly up. TOIT.


PRO TIP: ask to be buried belly down so when someone comes to visit, they have a place to park their bike ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšฒ.

(That's what my Zaida used to say ๐Ÿ˜‚. And luckily for you, Zaida jokes >>>>> Dad jokes.)


Here is everything you need to know about the #Deathpool.

  1. Nobody from Barstool is eligible to be placed on the list so don't even try it buddy.

  2. Picks are taken for the week on Monday.

  3. There is a small list of quick picks available, in case the person you want is taken.

  4. "You cannot pick a name and kill that person," as per Cousin Murray.

  5. When someone expires, so do the picks and the pool starts over.

Winner gets a special #TheCousins mug.


These are the people who have already been taken, in no particular order.


NOVEMBER 16 PICKS


Betty White



Bob Barker



Mel Brooks



Dick Van Dyke



Cloris Leachman



Clint Eastwood



Larry King



Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter



Jeff Bridges



Dolly Parton



Tony Bennett



Jane Fonda



Willie Nelson



The Queen



Prince Philip



Bob Dole



Angus Young



Lou Holtz



Nicolas Cage



Ghislaine Maxwell



Harvey Weinstein



Bill Cosby



NOVEMBER 23 PICKS



John Goodman



Robert Redford



Joe Biden



Ozzy Osbourne


Christopher Lloyd


Warren Buffet


Artie Lang


This is the full and complete #Deathpool for the dates of November 16th - November 30th.


I'm not going to lie, it's kind of depressing to start off the WEEK with a long list of celebs people think are going to kick the bucket next ๐Ÿฅด. Especially when so many of them are fan favourites ๐Ÿฅบ.


Maybe we should rethink the Monday morning thing.


However after I found that picture of Rodney Dangerfield's tombstone, I watched this video of his best one-liners. I highly, highly recommend finding 24 minutes in your day to watch it if you really wanna laugh.


But what do I know? I'm just like Rod and #TheCousins.


I don't get no respect neither.

Hope to see you all (and everyone in the pool) next Monday! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ€


Love,

Bubby Tay




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