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- Nov 30, 2020
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The Coolest Things in the Barstool Sports Store Right Now, According to Me 😊

Not only can you buy all of my favourite things at the Barstool Sports Store right now ON SALE, but you will also receive a phone number to tonight's telethon to talk to your favourite Barstool personalities and make memories that will last a lifetime. I literally don't know what more incentive you need.

Order cool shit, yes please. Get it on sale, hell yeah. Talk to Big Cat, why not?

So here is a small list of some of my personal favourites. Please take note, Holiday Armadillo.

Red Line Radio 773 and 312 Ugly Sweaters

Okay so this sweater isn't on sale but it's for such a good cause and is so cute that I would honestly pay double. Buying this awesome sweater is also a mitzvah (good deed) because the proceeds from these sweaters support The Andrew Weishar Foundation (@Weish4Ever). They provide financial assistance to families with children battling cancer and you can help them help people. This one's a no-brainer. Thanks to the Barstool Chicago boys for making it happen. Bunch. of. mensches.

Not Your Mother's Cookbook/Denim Apron

As someone who can't cook like at ALL, this is the cookbook for me. I knew it as soon as I saw Big Cat's Teddy Gram Tortilla recipe. Plus look how sick this denim apron is! Maybe it's because I'm Canadian but I'm obsessed with all things jean. My Canadian tuxedos just got a whooole lot cooler 😎. Thanks Donny.

Daddy Dave's Leopard Print Swim Trunks

I mean, come ON. I think if I said what I wanted to say about these Kenny Flowers x El Pres swim trunks I would get in trouble with HR. So instead I'm just going to say I am a big fan of these.

Pardon My Flakes Cereal

Portnoy Musk 2024 Dad Hat

At this point I don't care who he runs with, Dave Portnoy is the only person I trust to run anything.

The Cousins #DeathPool Mug

I'm just happy I can buy this without winning it 🥴. If you don't know what I'm talking about please read me. Bubby's got you 😉.

One Bite Score Ornament

Full disclosure: At first glance I thought this was a purse and I got really disappointed when I saw it wasn't. This is perfect for your tree, but hopefully one day I'll be carrying a bigger one on my arm.