I Just Found Out Hasbulla "Mini Khabib" Magomedov Is A Grown Ass Man And It Has Me All Fucked Up

Dave Portnoy just tweeted a teaser for his new @BFFs podcast and it has me TRIPPIN.

Did you guys know this Hasbulla "KID" as I used to call him is actually an 18-year-old fucking MAN????

I feel like my world has been rocked. It's like when I found out Hannah Montana's brother, Jackson Stewart, was actually in his THIRTIES so it was a little weird that they had him dating all these super young nothings in the show but whatever that's another blog for another day.

The point is Hasbulla Magomedov is 18. He can drink, vote, and gamble (not 100% sure if he can drive.) He's a blogger from Russia that suffers from Growth Hormone Deficiency which explains his childlike appearance.

Even though he's 18, he's a huge cutie pie. At first I felt like Brianna Chickenfry and thought it sort of ruined him for me, but the more I think about it the more I love it. Most guys grow older and get more annoying with age. Not Hasbulla. He's as cute as ever.

I would however KILL to see what he looked like as an actual 5-year-old. Someone please find and send pics.